Slap Dem Cheeks

How to play

Flip cards. Spot matches. Slap fast. Steal the pile. Collect them all.

1. Objective

   Collect every card in the deck (get that junk in your trunk). The last player holding all the cards wins.

2. Setup

   1. Shuffle all the cards together.
   2. Deal every card as evenly as possible among the players.
   3. Each player places their cards face down in a personal draw pile. No looking through or rearranging cards.
   4. Player with the best butt starts first. Play proceeds clockwise.

3. Taking turns

   Players take turns flipping the top card of their face-down draw pile face up onto a shared pile in the center of the table. Flip the card away from yourself so everyone has a fair chance to see it at the same time. Do not look at the card before flipping it unless a special card permits you to.

   If nothing triggers a slap or special-card action, the next player flips a card.

4. When to slap

   Everyone may slap the center pile when either of these patterns appears:

   Double

   Two consecutive cards of the same regular card type.

   PeachPeach

   Sandwich

   Two matching regular card types with exactly one card between them.

   PeachBananaPeach

   The first player to slap the center pile wins all the cards in it and puts them face down at the bottom of their personal draw pile. The player who won the pile begins the next pile.

5. Special cards

   

   Bouncer

   Nobody may slap the next otherwise-valid slap opportunity. If someone slaps anyway, they must take 3 cards from their draw pile and put them at the bottom of the center pile. If nobody slaps, play continues normally. The restriction ends after that opportunity.

   

   Yoga Pants

   Everyone slaps immediately when Yoga Pants is flipped. The first player to slap wins the entire center pile.

   

   Cheek Peek

   The player who receives this effect may secretly look at the top card of their own draw pile before their next turn. They must not rearrange their cards.

   

   Wedgie

   Choose another player. That player must give up 2 cards from the top of their personal draw pile and put them at the bottom of the center pile. You cannot target yourself.

   

   Paddle

   Choose another player and select one random card from their personal draw pile. Before taking the card, you must say, “Gimme Dat Ass.” If you forget, you must put the selected card right back.

   +1, +2, and +3 cards

   When a + card is played, the next player is challenged to flip a qualifying response:

   • +11 chance to play a special card
   • +22 chances to play a special card
   • +33 chances to play a special card

   A qualifying response is another + card or any specialty card.

   If the challenged player produces no qualifying card within the allowed flips, the player who initiated the challenge takes the entire center pile.

   If the challenged player produces a qualifying card, resolve the new card’s effect. Another + card begins a new challenge for the following player.

6. Ending the game

   Players who run out of cards can still attempt to slap into a valid pile to rejoin the game. The game ends when one player has collected all the cards.